Aloha Massage Chiang Mai

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REPEATEDLY REPORTED FOR POOR BUSINESS ETHICS

Aloha Massage is a Chinese Thai owned happy ending massage parlour in the cute district of Haiya. It's based in a townhouse that you can easily overlook.
อะโลฮา นวดกระปู๋ เชียงใหม่ (มาสซาสแอนด์สปา)

WHAT'S ON OFFER?

Aloha's main offer is happy ending massages by cute girls. Nowadays, the business also tries to find female customers but the approach is the same.
There are about 5-7 cute girls in the shop and their massage skills are about the same.

WHY NOT TO GO TO?

If you're not serious about things, and you're just looking for a massage with HJ, you can consider Aloha massage especially if you like a certain girl.
However, if you have certain principles or expectations, perhaps based on Aloha's promises, you may consider not to go.

  1. Fake advertising
    Aloha Massage often uses advertising that promises things that it can't deliver. For example, the shop offers Karsai but none of the staff have ever been trained, let alone know what Karsai means. The same is for prostate massage, Yoni and so on.
     
  2. Treatment of customers
    Aloha massage does not treat customers with respect. This site regularly receives feedback from customers that they went into a songtaew or tuc tuc to go to another massage shop, but the driver brought them to Aloha Massage instead. That's not only poor business ethics towards other businesses, it also wastes your time as a consumer because you decided to go to massage shop ABC and not to Aloha.
    There is one other massage shop that also engages in this kind of unethical behaviour and the way it works is the same: the business promises to give a commission to the driver. Be careful, sometimes that also drives up the price you pay for your massage package.
     
  3. Treatment of staff
    Some staff have reported to us that they were unaware of Aloha posting completely distorted pictures of them, in fact, they didn't even recognize themselves. That is not only poor business ethics towards the staff, it is also bad for you because perhaps the girl you booked looks completely different from the picture.
    Besides that, there are other ways the staff are being disadvantaged, for example the outcall traveling fee is not fairly distributed to the girl.
     
  4. Expectations
    If you expect to get a real prostate massage or a real Karsai massage, you will be disappointed. There will be some stroking in the pelvic area and a HJ, which Aloha inflates to prostate massage and Karsai.

QUALITY OF THE MASSAGE

Now if you're not that serious about all these ethical questions above or you believe that they do not concern or affect you, you can simply neglect these things and just have your HJ massage. Then the question simply is, is the massage good enough?
Of course, that question will be different for everybody but in general I think that other shops offer better deals, somewhat cheaper and with generally better service quality than Aloha.

I've tried Aloha several times over the years, but the approach is always the same: it's a rather mechanical type of happy ending that lacks real sensuality and leaves not much room for the creativity of the girl. You can even see this from the menu where are massage treatments are divided into pieces of 10 min or 20 min.
It's good that Aloha trains and instructs staff because it creates a basis but in the end the so-called exquisite HJ is just normal. Some customers gave us feedback that Aloha girls are best trained in HJ techniques, well I tried many of them and it's still the same as elsewhere.

When it comes to certain types of massages, such as Karsai massage and prostate massage, you have to be careful because if it's not done properly, it can be harmful to health.

BACKGROUND OF ALOHA

The reasons why Aloha resorts to poor business ethics is probably of the Chinese ownership, which doesn't take ethics so seriously, as long as you make money you can do what you want. ​It is rather common in places like China and even Hong Kong to post fake pictures of girls online to lure customers in the shop. Once the customer is in the shop, he sometimes doesn’t feel like moving anymore and perhaps chooses a girl less to his liking than on the picture, but then the deal is done.
 In the same way, massage shops in China and Hong Kong post fake menus with all kinds of treatments but when you arrive in the shop only one or two packages are available. Other poor business practices common for mainland Chinese businesses are plainly copying other businesses, often without even knowing what is being copied. This is exactly what Aloha is continuously doing: copying menu and concepts from other shops without really understanding what it's about.

That all of these kinds of practices are non-ethical doesn’t interest mainland Chinese companies, the one thing they have in mind is to earn money no matter what (infamous was the melanine case many years ago, where a Chinese milk producer put some melanine in baby milk just to save a few cents on the yuan, causing thousands of baby to have kindney problems for the rest of their lives).

So this explains some of the behaviour of Aloha massage because of its Chinese ownership. Despite these things, Aloha still manages to attract Chinese customers by doing advertising on Chinese blogs and apps. Many of them find out there are better alternatives to Aloha after arriving in Chiang Mai.

ALTERNATIVES TO ALOHA

There are plenty of alternatives to Aloha both in the happy ending massage segment and in the body to body massage segment. You will find there is generally better quality at somewhat lower prices in the leading happy ending massage parlours in Chiang Mai.


WARNING: Visitors have reported many cases of deceitful behaviour about Aloha Massage. Beware of fake information (Google reviews and info on Chinese websites) and false promises by this business.
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Anonymous Posted on July 10, 2019 at 09:23:11
Terrible service, oil massage just fine but other massages that require skills are considered fake.
Anonymous Posted on February 05, 2019 at 03:35:51
Some of them were very different from profile pictures. I was really surprised.