Hunter's International Handjob Index


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In 1986, the Economist made headlines with what has since been called the Big Mac Index, a simplified way to measure or compare Purchasing Power Parity (PPP).

PPP is an economic theory offering a way to look at exchange rates. According to PPP, two currencies are at equilibrium when a certain market basket of goods (and services) is priced the same in both countries (after correcting for exchange rates). To put it simply: a haircut or a piece of bread should cost about the same in every country, if related to local income, else no one could afford it. The Economist basically reduced the typical basket of goods to a Big Mac burger and so proposed to compare the price of Big Mac burgers in McDonalds restaurants around the world, instead of using difficult formulas.


Now I propose to change that typical basket of goods to be a handjob. IMHO, an international Handjob Index makes even more sense than a Big Mac Index. Handjobs are needed and given everywhere, they should cost about the same related to local income everywhere, else nobody could afford it, and they do not rely on resources that need to be imported.


WHY A HAPPY ENDING INDEX MAKES MORE SENSE THAN A BIG MAC INDEX


One of the problems of using with a Big Mac as the base for an index is that some of its main ingredients could be hard to get in some places. For example beef is not readily available everywhere, sometimes it needs to be imported, and so the higher price of beef will distort the Big Mac Index. In India, the cow is a holy animal, so here a Big Mac Index may go quiet wrong.

Doing field research for an International Handjob Index

A Hand Job Index could just be a much more reliable index of purchasing power around the world, because it just requires mostly unskilled labour and a modest amount of resources, such as oil.

The amount of effort it costs to give a handjob is about the same all over the world. True, some girls make more effort than others, some know tricks and trades or know your sensitivities, but overall a hanky-panky is easier for them than giving a proper massage that makes them more tired, their fingers numb, and their your back stiff.

 In a way, the price for a handjob equals the amount of financial compensation the girl needs to overcome her repulsion or discomfort to get manually intimate with your private parts, provided there are enough girls in the market to give you a handjob.

So overall, the price of a handjob should cost about the same everywhere around the world, after including exchange rates.

If there are major differences it could be because:

1. You’ve been fooled. For example, you’re a first-time tourist to Thailand and you just paid 1,000 - 2,000 baht for a handjob because there wasn't enough blood in your brain anymore to wait and figure out the market price for a handjob and the girl simply took advantage; or
2. There are no banknotes in a country with a value close enough to the market price of a handjob.

That there is an inofficial market price for a handjob is beyond doubt: working girls in massage parlours tend to hop around and as an anonymous group determine the price of a handjob. Try to negotiate the price of a handjob with a massage girl and you'll be surprised how convinced she is of the 'official' price. In Chiang Mai, over the years, that price seems to have settled around 500 baht. Personally, I think a reasonable price of a handjob should linger around 400 baht, 10 Euro or 10 USD, but who am I to say so, at most you can try to round up your total massage bill to a round figure and this way reduce the damage a bit.
In Thailand, there is no 400 baht banknote, if there was I'm convinced the price of a handjob would settle around that level.

Now, from an economic perspective, the interesting thing about an International Handjob Index is, that you can figure out a whole lot of other things about local living standards from that one threshold value of the price of a handjob: you can compare the price of additional services (blowjob, full service etc.) and even the price of her apartment and her local monthly income and even that of the average customer.
For example, in Thailand the price of sex seems to have settled around 2,000 baht, that's excluding the costs of the lead (the massage fee or the bar fine), no matter where the girl works (a bar, a massage parlour or a brothel), but of course depending on her beauty and level of virginity.

Hunter's International Handjob Index

In other words, an International Handjob Index would offer a lot of interesting material for students of macro-economics smiley and also challenging field research for those doing the hard work collecting the data.

Strange idea to have during a handjob? Perhaps, but then, I had some of my clearest insights in the moments of emptiness right after an orgasm, and as my professor at the university used to say: 'science never leaves you'. But I used to twist that to: 'a dirty mind is a joy forever'.

 


Monty Python's legendary episode of sex eduation - The Meaning of Life

 

Hunter


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